Zombies!

My house is situated on a hill with a nice view of the surrounding territory in a sparsely populated area, so I'd probably just sit tight and pick the zombies off as they come, and hope to ride out the zombie apocalypse until help comes.

Scientists Create World's Smallest Bowl of "Ramen"

Ok, I am of the biggest fans of ramen noodles in the world, so when my wife saw this story she just had to send it to me. Japanese scientists have created what they are calling the world's smallest noodle bowl, complete with a microscopic string of inedible "noodles" using nanotube technology. Here's the story from Yahoo!News:

Japanese scientists create microscopic noodle bowl


TOKYO - Japanese scientists say they have used cutting-edge technology to create a noodle bowl so small it can be seen only through a microscope.

Mechanical engineering professor Masayuki Nakao said Thursday he and his students at the University of Tokyo used a carbon-based material to produce a noodle bowl with a diameter 1/25,000 of an inch in a project aimed at developing nanotube-processing technology.

The Japanese-style ramen bowl was carved out of microscopic nanotubes, Nakao said.

Nanotubes are tube-shaped pieces of carbon, measuring about one-ten-thousandth of the thickness of a human hair.

Link to the full story. Photo copyright AP Photo/The Nakao Hamaguchi Laboratory of the University of Tokyo, HO.

New York Eatery Offers $175 Burger

The Wall Street Burger Shoppe has recently raised it price on it's most expensive burger up to $175, making it the most expensive hamburger in the city. The pricey piece of meat includes Kobe beef, black truffles, and even edible gold leaf on the bun. Here's the story from Yahoo!News:

$175 burger: you want gold with that?


NEW YORK (Reuters) - Its creators admit it is the ultimate in decadence: a $175 hamburger.

The Wall Street Burger Shoppe just raised its price from $150 to assure its designation as the costliest burger in the city as determined by Pocket Change, an online newsletter about the most expensive things in New York.

"Wall Street has good days and bad days. We wanted to have the everyday burger (for $4) ... and then something special if you really have a good day on Wall Street," said co-owner Heather Tierney.

The burger, created by chef and co-owner Kevin O'Connell, seeks to justify its price with a Kobe beef patty, lots of black truffles, seared foie gras, aged Gruyere cheese, wild mushrooms and flecks of gold leaf on a brioche bun.

The eatery sells 20 or 25 per month in the fine dining room upstairs versus hundreds of $4 burgers each day at the diner counter downstairs, Tierney said.

Link to the full story. Photo copyright Brendan McDermid/Reuters.

Uruguay Hosts World's Biggest Barbecue

The small South American country of Uruguay has set a new world record, for hosting the world's biggest barbecue, using over 6 tons of charcoal and grilling up 26,400 pounds of beef. Here's the story from Yahoo!News:

Uruguay sizzles up one big barbecue

MONTEVIDEO, Uruguay - One of South America's smallest countries proved on Sunday it can hold the biggest barbecue in the world.

Some 1,250 Uruguayan grillmeisters sizzled up 26,400 pounds (12,000 kilograms) of beef Sunday, beating a 2006 record set in Mexico.

"It's all so beautiful. It's a record," Guinness World Records judge Danny Girton said after the chefs, in white hats and aprons, smoked and barbecued their way into the record book with help of 6 tons of charcoal and 1,500 metal barbecue stands.

Link to the full story. Photo copyright AP Photo/Marcelo Hernandez.

French Mayor Tells Locals Not to Die

A mayor in the French village of Sarpourenx has told locals that if they don't already have a plot in the overcrowded local cemetery not to die, adding that "Offenders will be severely punished". The weird thing is, this isn't the first time this sort of thing has happened. Way back in December of 2005 I blogged about a mayor of a Brazilian town trying to ban locals from dying due to its cemetery being full (blog post here: Mayor Wants to Ban Death) Here's the story from Yahoo!News:

French mayor tells locals not to die

BORDEAUX, France (Reuters) - The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.

In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish".

It added: "Offenders will be severely punished".

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RIP: Gary Gygax

Gary Gygax, the co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons and a man viewed as the father of the role-playing game, has died this morning at his home at the age of 69. As a geek and a gamer myself, I can say that this is a sad day for all RPGers. May he rest in peace. Here's the story from Yahoo!News:

Dungeons & Dragons co-creator dies at 69

MILWAUKEE - Gary Gygax, who co-created the fantasy game Dungeons & Dragons and helped start the role-playing phenomenon, died Tuesday morning at his home in Lake Geneva. He was 69.

He had been suffering from health problems for several years, including an abdominal aneurysm, said his wife, Gail Gygax.

Gygax and Dave Arneson developed Dungeons & Dragons in 1974 using medieval characters and mythical creatures. The game known for its oddly shaped dice became a hit, particularly among teenage boys, and eventually was turned into video games, books and movies.

Gygax always enjoyed hearing from the game's legion of devoted fans, many of whom would stop by the family's home in Lake Geneva, about 55 miles southwest of Milwaukee, his wife said. Despite his declining health, he hosted weekly games of Dungeons & Dragons as recently as January, she said.

"It really meant a lot to him to hear from people from over the years about how he helped them become a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, what he gave them," Gail Gygax said. "He really enjoyed that."

Dungeons & Dragons players create fictional characters and carry out their adventures with the help of complicated rules. The quintessential geek pastime, it spawned a wealth of copycat games and later inspired a whole genre of computer games that's still growing in popularity.

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Man Takes Bullet to Get Out of Work

Ok, I've heard of faking a sick day to get some time off, but getting your friend to shoot you? That's definitley a new one. That's exactly what a man in Washington did. Here's the story from Yahoo!News:

Police: Man gets shot to avoid work

PASCO, Wash. - What happened to faking a cough? Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County said a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.

When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch, of Pasco, told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was out jogging Thursday. But detectives told KONA radio that Kuch later acknowledged that he asked his friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid an upcoming drug test.

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